#we have no idea

[backstabbing-spook]

HELLO!!!!! I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR THE BUCKET!!!!!!! AN ANONYMOUS MESSAGE, CROUTON!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT MEANS YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE MESSAGE IS THAT I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY!!!!!!!! I CARE ABOUT YOU AND I MISS YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND!!!!!!!!! I ENJOY YOUR COMPANY AND YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO HIDE AWAY IN YOUR SMOKING ROOM ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NOTICE WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE, SPY, AND IT'S NEVER THE SAME WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also... When you're done with the bucket, can I have it? Thanks pumpkin. AHEM! I MEAN THANK YOU, FRENCHIE!!!!!! WHO I DO NOT KNOW!!!!!!!! ...Wait, no, it's supposed to be you who doesn't know me-

Uh, THANK YOU SPY!!!!!!!! FOR THE BUCKET, AND FOR BEING SO GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FROM AN ANONYMOUS FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mwehehehehe...

….

Yes, ‘mystery person.’ You may have the bucket.

….If, you stop putting the raccoons in the walls.

[skotiwolves]

Ok so unless the reg that Rex and co caught and questioned just recognized Cross when Cross was still going through the whole reeducation stuff

BUT

What if CX-2 is a clone of Crosshair and that’s why the reg had the reaction to seeing and speaking to Cross the way he did

[cordycepsbian]

<- full of sick

[dogsliampaynedoesntinstagram]

Ralph what is up with Harry? He's doing big thank you speeches and seems extra emotional. Is he going to disappear? As many people point out, it feels like a goodbye.

He's just played Wembley four nights in a row - it's a really big deal.

[captaindibbzy]

We have some crocuses coming up in the snow.

[bcbdrums]

ao3 is not instagram, and it’s not embarrassing to comment on a story that’s old. we understand that you just happened to come across it now; writing is magical in that you often come across the right story at just the time you need to read it.

also, authors will literally cry over their keyboard if you comment on the stuff they write.

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[sillyguy-supreme]

white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[etakeh]

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers

[earhartsease]

jeans, motive, and importunity

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.

[ineffectualdemon]

[the-evil-pizza]

I had not my glasses on so i have no idea what the giant Black thing i killed was but, I'm not feeling so good right now

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

You know, it's kinda funny how much of high fantasy centers around kings and nobility and courtly intrigue considering that the archetypal high fantasy, Lord of the Rings, had the rather explicit moral of "saving the world is up to this backwater hick and his gardener because no politician, least of all inherited nobility, would have the ability to see past their own ambition and throw away a weapon". Oh sure, Aragorn is a great king and all, but there's a reason he's over there running a distraction ring while the hobbits do the real work. Sauron loses because he gets distracted by kings and armies and great battles (i.e. typical high fantasy stuff) letting Frodo and Sam sneak through his back door and blow it all to hell.

Just saying, maybe old Jirt knew what he was saying when he said that the small folk doing their best and holding to each other was more powerful than a dozen alliances and superweapons and we should respect him for it.